

You can use school colors if you want.ĭid you just get kicked out of a bar, or got in a fight with an employee? Fill the key hole with crazy glue. Serve hot dogs, french fries, or anything that requires ketchup and watch the ketchup explode out of the bottle when your friend tries to use it.ĭoes your University or College have a large fountain, then take two bottles of dish detergent add lots of green food coloring and put it strategically into the foutain. Then add two spoonfuls of baking soda and close the bottle. Flip it upside down allowing ketchup to fill up the tip of the bottle. Get a half empty bottle of ketchup (any brand). Then, put the plastic wrap over the BOTTOM layer, so that the next time someone needs to go to the bathroom, they get a good surprise! Ask your friend if he wants a drink and put those ice cubes in the drink.įirst, get some plastic wrap and put up the toilet seat. Get an ice tray and make a few ice cubes with bugs in it. Once they roll it down their nose, they will have a long black strip of lead down their face. You take a dime/quarter, or any coin with the roughed edges, trace the outside of the coin with a pencil so the edges have graphite on them, and then tell you friend they can have the quarter if they can roll it down the middle of their nose and catch it. If someone upsets you, get a bit of dog crap, (the fresher the better) and stick it under their car door handle, so it can't be seen, when they go to open the door they get a handful of sh*t. For better results mix in shampoo with the hair removal cream so the bad smell doesn't ruin the prank. Put hair removal cream in your roommates shampoo or conditioner. Inject extract or sauce into your roommate's fruit, vegetables, cakes, ice cream, and anything else you can find that's edible. Obtain a small hypodermic needle and syringeįill it with Habanero pepper extract or hot sauce. Maybe your roommate can't resist eating your food.

You can also use cayenne pepper or extremely hot chili peppers. When he wakes up and brushes his teeth he will have one hell of a surprise. Then soak your roommates toothbruth in it overnight. Now give the bowl of peanuts to your friends, when they've eaten half the bowl, show them the video! They are gonna be so Pissed!ĭilute sour candies (warheads, etc) in a small amount of water. Use your cell phone to film yourself sucking the chocolate from chocolate peanuts and spit every peanut in a bowl (if you don't want your friend to really eat these nasty ass peanuts, just give him regular peanuts). When the unsuspecting person opens the door the water will fall into their house flooding it. Knock on the door, run, and hide so you can see it from a distance. You lean this up against a random dorm room. You take a garbage can and fill it about 3/4 way with water. When the beers are balanced simply walk out! Well worth the cost…truth is no guy would waste two good beers. Bet one of your friends that they can't balance a glass of beer on the back of each hand (on a table of course). This is GREAT and works best in a crowded bar.

While someone is asleep lightly drizzle honey or syrup on their face when they feel it they should smear it all over.
